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'This one is called Fruit Concentrate.'

Pin Vincent's ear on.

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Art Student.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Larry's used art

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

At the Museum

'C'mon get it straight.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Madonna of the Pukes.

International Women's Day

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Can You Spot the Differences?

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Paul Klee

The Artist

"Cat box"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

My First Camera

Robert Fripp

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'