Armourer Pillows

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knights of the bedside table.

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Knight walking a dog.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Christmas Craftwork

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Knight school.

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Knight/Bird.

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

'You've got Chain Mail!'

A knight is about to battle another one has an gas powered circular saw.

'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

'I like a man in a suit.'

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

"Wearing this hot metal for 20 days straight is rough."

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

Suit of armor. Sport coat of armor

Sunburn.

"Do you have a room for a couple of knights?"

"Have a safe trip!"