Armourer Prints

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knights of the bedside table.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Knight walking a dog.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Christmas Craftwork

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Knight school.

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

Knight/Bird.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'You've got Chain Mail!'

A knight is about to battle another one has an gas powered circular saw.

'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

'I like a man in a suit.'

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

"Wearing this hot metal for 20 days straight is rough."

Suit of armor. Sport coat of armor

"Do you have a room for a couple of knights?"

Sunburn.

Goldfish in Armour

"Have a safe trip!"