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Armchair Quarterbacks Gifts
Looking for a clever gift for the armchair quarterback in your life? Our collection features witty and creative products perfect for those who enjoy watching sports from the comfort of their favorite chair. From playful mugs to quirky t-shirts, find a humorous way to honor their love of the game and their expert opinions—no matter the score.
They're Not Just That Into It
He's in training for the rugby World Cup.
Bowled over again!
'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'
Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)
'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'
"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."
"All of a dither as per usual!"
A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.
Putting Practice.
'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'
"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."
"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."
Captive Audience at the World Cup.
Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.
"Goal!"
'John is watching the game under protest.'
"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."
"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."
'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'
'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'
"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"
"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"
"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."
'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'
'I'll take the one on the right.'
'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'
Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.
'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'
"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K
Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!
Inactive wear store.
"I cede the remainder of my time to the ranking member."
"No, just hear him out. Maybe we are being too defensive."
Armchair Quarterbacks Gifts Collection
Armchair Quarterbacks Mugs
Explore our fun collection of mugs for armchair quarterbacks—great for sparking smiles during game day or morning routines.
Armchair Quarterbacks Pillows
Check out our comfy pillows for armchair quarterbacks—adding a humorous touch to their favorite relaxing space.
Armchair Quarterbacks Prints
Browse our humorous prints perfect for armchair quarterbacks—decorate their sports room or lounge with style and fun.
Armchair Quarterbacks T-Shirts
Discover our witty t-shirts designed for armchair quarterbacks—bring humor and personality to every casual wear occasion.