Armchair Quarterbacks Gifts

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Putting Practice.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Goal!"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

"I cede the remainder of my time to the ranking member."

Inactive wear store.

"No, just hear him out. Maybe we are being too defensive."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."