Arithma-ticklers Gifts

"Will you help me round up my 38 sheep?" Yes, 40.

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

Keyboard player

'It's not an accounting breakthrough, Sam. It's wrong.'

Super Homeworld

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

'The main reason I took up the piano was, it's the only musical instrument that gives you a place to set your wine.'

'About this tithing business -- do You accept manna?'

'According to the previous exercise's logic, this time the result must be six.'

"I've about had it with Math. Yesterday the teacher said that 3 and 4 made seven. . . today she said 5 and 2 did!"

Beware of Watchdog.

'Report cards are coming out soon. If you're a gambler, take the under.'

'I tried to call the math hotline, but predictably, I got the wrong number.'

'Piano Player'

'What do you mean, you can't look at the Milky Way because you're lactose-intolerant?'

"Since the test is on fractions, I didn't think you would mind if I got a portion of them wrong."

Turned out to be a not-so-lucky bottle cap.

Trolley Rage.

Inland Revenue Complaints Dept.

Organ Player

"These keys seem vaguely familiar."

'No Jason, you can't call tech support.'

"Maybe you're taking my answer out of context."

"Who's ready to hear a lot of adjacent keys played simultaneously?"

Very Early Tick Box Feedback Form Time Line

'No wonder he never forgets. He has a bubble memory with a storage capacity of 360 megabytes.'

'Ok start her up!'

At the sesame street school of accountancy.

"Well, if you're sure 7x8 doesn't equal 62, then we'll have to recall 3 million units."

'When do we learn to make numbers lie?'

'You are where you are.'