
'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'
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'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'
Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.
Garden.
Cow Pilot.
'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'
'You've both been at this company for the same amount of time, but deciding who gets the promotion was relatively easy.'
"I didn't just store my acorns - I invested them in a high performance stock portfolio."
'Big advantage!!'
"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"
"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"
'I want to go into farming,sir the idea of sowing wild oats sounds fascinating!'
'Remind me to tell the crane driver to bring a flask tomorrow.'
"I need this grant to start my chicken farm."
Magus
'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'
"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."
"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."
"Whenever someone scoffs at dreaming the impossible dream, I tell them to think of Bloomingdale's –the way it was long, long ago, and the way it is now."
'Oh ho! One log moved. My turn, my turn.'
Banana Arcade Game
Alchemist - name and ate unknown: 'At the Transylvania Conference, everyone was claiming to have the philosopher's stone. As chair of the select committee on turning lead into gold, I expect to have conclusive report within a decade or two.'
You're inventing agriculture, eh? Well, okay --- if you think you can handle the carbs.
I still say you're going overboard.
"Try here!"
"True, we could be soaring through the emerald corridors of sunset. What's your point?"
Emergency Route Down.
Regulars' Earphones
"You told me to grow GM crops, you deal with it!"
'What happened between design and development?'
'He got sprayed with fertilizer.'
"I watched a few YouTube videos, I think I have the gist of it."
Farmers and the Bank
"Our GMO team is taking a cue from the wine industry. This is pork in a box."
"Just our luck, out of all the seats we get the ones in front of the whooping cranes!"
'Go to school, pay attention in class, go home and do your homework...Kevin Jones isn't exactly the exciting type!'
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