Arachnids Gifts

Human in a Glass

Man coming home to a spider

Spider Press-Ups

Arthur soon came to regret getting involved in Internet dating

Scorpion Pranks

Always wear a safety harness

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"Mike is shelf isolating."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

OMG UR HOT

Want the wings as an appetizer?

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

Blatant competition in nature.

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'What luck!'

"Arachnophunnies"

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

'I want to know where this relationship is going.'

"It's just happened again! I don't get it! Master is such a nice guy: why would the neighbours always decline his invitations?"

Black Widow Diet

'Visit my website.'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

Arachnid Research Lab. I don't need to actually be here all the time, I use a web cam!