Arachnid Artist Gifts

'Bloody showoff!'

Spider Knitting

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

Blatant competition in nature.

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

The Web of Life - and the Spider of Death

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

Black Widow Diet

'What luck!'

'I want to know where this relationship is going.'

"It's just happened again! I don't get it! Master is such a nice guy: why would the neighbours always decline his invitations?"

"Arachnophunnies"

'Visit my website.'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

Spider Parents.

The newly webs are happy now, but how long will the honeymoon last for both of them?