Arachnids Prints

Human in a Glass

Man coming home to a spider

Arthur soon came to regret getting involved in Internet dating

Scorpion Pranks

Always wear a safety harness

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"Mike is shelf isolating."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

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Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

Blatant competition in nature.

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

"Arachnophunnies"

"It's just happened again! I don't get it! Master is such a nice guy: why would the neighbours always decline his invitations?"

'What luck!'

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

'I want to know where this relationship is going.'

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

Black Widow Diet

'Visit my website.'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

"Hey! That's cheating!"

Spider Parents.

The newly webs are happy now, but how long will the honeymoon last for both of them?

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."