Arachnid Adventurer Prints

Cow-ard

"Fish can't jump that high she said..."

Spider with web like parachute

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"A little help, please."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"For drinks or dinner?"

Kid tries to lasso a cat

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Want the wings as an appetizer?

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

'Mice escaped again@?'

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

Blatant competition in nature.

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

Spider Press-Ups

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

Black Widow Diet

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

A cat staking out mouse hole, looks up to see the mouse astride a cuckoo bird.