Arachnid Adventurer Mugs

Cow-ard

"Fish can't jump that high she said..."

Spider with web like parachute

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"A little help, please."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Kid tries to lasso a cat

"For drinks or dinner?"

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

Blatant competition in nature.

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'Mice escaped again@?'

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

A cat staking out mouse hole, looks up to see the mouse astride a cuckoo bird.

Black Widow Diet

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

'What luck!'

"Arachnophunnies"

"Me, I haven't been scared for a long time! Look at my beautiful long tail..."