Arachnid Adversary Pillows

"Are you sure the itsy bitsy spider went up there?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

Blatant competition in nature.

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

Cover story: Plant World.

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'Ed,did you remember to bring the insect repellent?'

'What luck!'

'I want to know where this relationship is going.'

"Arachnophunnies"

"It's just happened again! I don't get it! Master is such a nice guy: why would the neighbours always decline his invitations?"

Black Widow Diet

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

'Visit my website.'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

The newly webs are happy now, but how long will the honeymoon last for both of them?

Spider Parents.