Arachnid Avoider Pillows

That afternoon, Colin's fear of spiders was to come to a head!

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

Want the wings as an appetizer?

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

Blatant competition in nature.

Spider Press-Ups

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'What luck!'

"Arachnophunnies"

'I want to know where this relationship is going.'

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

Black Widow Diet

'Visit my website.'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

"I'm a little concerned about Frank."

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

Spider Parents.

Dizzy Spider

"Yes, I'm relatively certain the Itsy Bitsy Spider was not, in fact, a Brown Recluse."

The newly webs are happy now, but how long will the honeymoon last for both of them?

"Dinnertime already?"

"Hey! That's cheating!"

Arachnid Research Lab. I don't need to actually be here all the time, I use a web cam!