Arachnid Avoider Pillows

That afternoon, Colin's fear of spiders was to come to a head!

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

Blatant competition in nature.

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

"Arachnophunnies"

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

Black Widow Diet

'I want to know where this relationship is going.'

'What luck!'

'Visit my website.'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

Young Peel worries about visiting Scotland.

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

Dizzy Spider

"Hey! That's cheating!"

The newly webs are happy now, but how long will the honeymoon last for both of them?

Spider Parents.

"Dinnertime already?"

"I'm a little concerned about Frank."