Arachnid Acapella Lover Gifts

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

Crocodile

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

Want the wings as an appetizer?

"You've got a friend in me."

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

Spider Press-Ups

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

Barber shop quartet

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

Blatant competition in nature.

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

'Whats your poison.'

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'