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A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Football Chameleon

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

Crocodile

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

"You've got a friend in me."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

Barber shop quartet

Blatant competition in nature.

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

'Whats your poison.'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'We really must do something about that pet door.'