Ar/vr Developer Gifts

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Computer Bore

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Back to work...

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Friday

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"You have word-ill."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

Engineer on the move.

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

Robot Waiter

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'With your technical background I know you're familiar with virtual reality. We'll teach you virtueless reality.'

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

Dog playing VR fetch.

"Nice work! Combining artificial intelligence and voice capabilities, we finally we have a product that can actually sell itself."