Vr Designer Gifts

Virtual Babe

"Virtually destroying cities is a lot easier on your feet."

Virtual Reality Experience. Go ahead without me and tell me all about it later --- I'll get my virtual reality vicariously.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Life after death

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'With your technical background I know you're familiar with virtual reality. We'll teach you virtueless reality.'

David Hockney

Zoom Wedding

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

Dog playing VR fetch.

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

David Hockney

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Virtual Lap Dancing

David Hockney

"I slipped the VR headset on when he was asleep, he's been at the 'beach' for three hours and I've had some peace and quiet..."

Turandot

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."