Vr Developer Gifts

'Oh wow, it's all so beautiful.'

"With his augmented reality headset he's actually eating in a five star restaurant."

Virtual reality guru.

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

"And with our new VR headsets you can almost imagine you were having a REAL life!"

The Virtual Future

"The fact your job involves virtual reality doesn't mean you can pay your taxes with virtual money."

"Even in the virtual world I haven't made partner."

Virtual hilarity

"Check it out! It's one of those new virtual vines."

"This would have been helpful before creating Earth."

"It's almost like being there, except for the jail time, of course."

Virtual reality generator strip

Virtual Snorkeling

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.

Meta losses

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Computer Bore

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Back to work...

Friday

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Life after death

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Engineer on the move.

'With your technical background I know you're familiar with virtual reality. We'll teach you virtueless reality.'