Ar/vr Developer Pillows

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Computer Bore

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Back to work...

Friday

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"You have word-ill."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

Engineer on the move.

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

Robot Waiter

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'With your technical background I know you're familiar with virtual reality. We'll teach you virtueless reality.'

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

"If you ask me, this guys is way too intelligent!"

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"