Aquatics Director Gifts

"I hear our new aquatics director is really good!"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Swimming Prankster

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Input From The Front Office

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Stop Human Footing

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Marine Pollution

Coach Prime Cleans House

'Cut! ... let's try that again, coach. This time put some drama into it. Slam you clipboard on the floor and demand more money to refurbish the weight room.'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'We may be 0-10, but I think we can sue ourselves to an 8-2 record.'

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

"I wouldn't be here now if I'd stayed in a school."

"Peace out." "Catch you on the flip side."

College Football

'Let Joey float belly-up for a few more minutes. If he doesn't revive, then we have no choice but to let Matthew play.'

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

School of Fish

'Coach - do you know the definition for 'losing coach''

"Well...I guess so. What did you do with the fish?"