Aquatics Director Gifts

"I hear our new aquatics director is really good!"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Swimming Prankster

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Input From The Front Office

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Stop Human Footing

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

Marine Pollution

Footballers - Kevin Keagan

Coach Prime Cleans House

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'Cut! ... let's try that again, coach. This time put some drama into it. Slam you clipboard on the floor and demand more money to refurbish the weight room.'

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

'We may be 0-10, but I think we can sue ourselves to an 8-2 record.'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

"I wouldn't be here now if I'd stayed in a school."

College Football

School of Fish

Can I help you? I need some sneakers. Sale. Okay. We've got ones for running, jogging, walking, basketball, tennis, pickleball, hiking, cross-training, golf, bowling, volleyball, squash, badminton, jumproping, racquetball, skateboarding, climbing. What activity best describes your needs? What do you think, Ernie? Was "ottomanning" a choice?

'Coach - do you know the definition for 'losing coach''

"Peace out." "Catch you on the flip side."

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

'Let Joey float belly-up for a few more minutes. If he doesn't revive, then we have no choice but to let Matthew play.'