Aquatic Handyman Gifts

'Disaster in the making...'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Now it fits.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Leak in the fish tank.

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

Fixing the TV.

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Pet Store: Clown Fish.

'Help!'

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

Shark Chum

Killer whale with dead trainer

Marine Pollution

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

"Stop being stubborn and call the plumber!"

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

Giant sandwich bags.

"Another goldfish...?"

My boat

Tropical Cow Tank

Seaside Aquarium

'Where's your goldfish?'

"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

"You'll have to excuse the president. He misses his old days at the construction site."