Aquatic Handyman Gifts

'Disaster in the making...'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'Now it fits.'

Leak in the fish tank.

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Fixing the TV.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

Fish tank filled with sardines.

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

'Help!'

Shark Chum

Marine Pollution

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

Killer whale with dead trainer

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

Seaside Aquarium

"Another goldfish...?"

My boat

Giant sandwich bags.

"Stop being stubborn and call the plumber!"

Tropical Cow Tank

"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

'Where's your goldfish?'

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

Aquarium Distress Call.