Aquatic Arias Gifts

Scuba Divas.

Piranhaclaus

"They're so like us."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Fresh fish

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Marine Pollution

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

"I wouldn't be here now if I'd stayed in a school."

"Peace out." "Catch you on the flip side."

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

School of Fish

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

'What a cool screen saver!'