Aquarium Philosophers Gifts

'Dad, do you believe in life after being flushed down the toilet?...'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Seagiraffes

Horror movies

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Piranhaclaus

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Lazy Octopus

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"We’re a lending aquarium."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Pets.

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"I don't do windows."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Leak in the fish tank.

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

'I wish I was creative'

"Lap fish..."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Just water for me, please."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Fishbowl rebellion.