Aquarium Life Gifts

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Seagiraffes

reincarnated worm...

Horror movies

Piranhaclaus

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Lazy Octopus

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Artifishial Intelligence

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Leak in the fish tank.

"I don't do windows."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"I think it loves us."

Diving Cat.