Aquarium Life Pillows

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Seagiraffes

Horror movies

reincarnated worm...

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Lazy Octopus

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Piranhaclaus

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Artifishial Intelligence

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Leak in the fish tank.

Chicken soup for the sole.

"I don't do windows."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"I think it loves us."