Aquarium Care Pillows

'I told him not to install central air.'

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Seagiraffes

Horror movies

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Lazy Octopus

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Piranhaclaus

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"I don't do windows."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

A Preschool of Fish

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Leak in the fish tank.

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Just water for me, please."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."