Aquarium Maintenance Pillows

'It's always about you, isn't it?'

Eels - Health & Safety Notice: Slippery when wet.

'This is your bowl - keep it nice.'

Fish in fish bowl have pet fish in a smaller bowl (get it?)

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"'scuse fingers."

"I hope it stops growing. Finding larger tanks is beginning to be a challenge."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Seagiraffes

Horror movies

Piranhaclaus

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Lazy Octopus

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

"I don't do windows."

Leak in the fish tank.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

A Preschool of Fish