Aquarium Worker Pillows

'If you can read this we'd like to know.'

'Help!'

"What is the problem with you and the octopus!?"

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Teacher looking at fish in aquarium whilst kids look at a Mermaid.

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

"Oh, and make sure that you keep that door shut, please."

"I hate it when they tap the glass!"

"How is it fair? We do more shows on weekends and school holidays but get no extra fish in compensation!"

'Yes, I brought my dehorning equipment along, but why?'

An awkward moment at Seaworld.

Marine Pollution

Shark Chum

Killer whale with dead trainer

'How did the shark get a gun?'

Aquarium Distress Call.

Giant sandwich bags.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Pets.

A Preschool of Fish

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Lap fish..."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"What a sad species humans are!"

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'