Aquarium Casual Gifts

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Seagiraffes

Horror movies

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Piranhaclaus

Lazy Octopus

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Pets.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"I don't do windows."

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Lap fish..."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'I wish I was creative'