Aquarium Astrologer Gifts

"I'm a pisces too."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Pets.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"I think it loves us."

'I wish I was creative'

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"Lap fish..."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Just water for me, please."

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'So what have you been up to?'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'We're an equal opportunity employer and we do not discriminate against sex, race, religion, age, or astrological sign.'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'As I grow older and I reflect back on it, I'm kind of sorry we ate all the kids!'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"