
"I'm a pisces too."
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"I'm a pisces too."
"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"
Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...
"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."
"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"
Pets.
'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'
"I think it loves us."
'I wish I was creative'
"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."
"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."
"Just water for me, please."
"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"
"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."
Fishbowl rebellion.
"Lap fish..."
"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."
'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'
'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'
'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'
"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"
'So what have you been up to?'
Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.
'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'
'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'
"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"
'We're an equal opportunity employer and we do not discriminate against sex, race, religion, age, or astrological sign.'
'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'
'As I grow older and I reflect back on it, I'm kind of sorry we ate all the kids!'
'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'
'I'm trying to toilet train them.'
"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"
'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'
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