Aquarism Gifts

Tartar sauce.

Leak in the fish tank.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Pet Store: Clown Fish.

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Marine Pollution

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Maybe the tree wasn't such a great idea."

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

Fish near-death experiences.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

"Another goldfish...?"

Seaside Aquarium

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

Tropical Cow Tank