Appliance Geek Gifts

Big Quiz. -900. +4800. +7230. Ernie, can you believe he calls himself a "smart appliance"?

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

Entertainment systems

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"We're going to need more pets."

"My compliments to the can opener."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

Microwave. Do you have any idea of the time pressure I'm under?

"To toast!"

"Does it come with magnets?"

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

"That is why you don't put 'instant rice' in a slow cooker."

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

The mysterious death of Mrs. Franklin.

"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!"

When it came to appliance repairs...Joe wasn't one to mince his words!

Motor-blender.