Appliance Geek Pillows

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"My compliments to the can opener."

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"We're going to need more pets."

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

Entertainment systems

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"Does it come with magnets?"

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

"To toast!"

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

"That is why you don't put 'instant rice' in a slow cooker."

When it came to appliance repairs...Joe wasn't one to mince his words!

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

Motor-blender.

"First thing when you get home tonight help me with the refrigerator."

The mysterious death of Mrs. Franklin.

"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!"