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'Great news. There's a new, highly effective app for what you've got.'

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

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"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

"Siri, find oxygen."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'It's my own fault. I never upgraded my skills. I was replaced by a man half my age with a more advanced smartphone and hundreds of productive apps.'

"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

'I love to see you all so busy!'

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

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"These kids and their shellfies..."

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

"It's the new self-driving model."

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

"This is genius, Ted. We can't use it. Nobody will believe I thought of it."

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

Addiction to mobile.