App Enthusiasts In Diapers Pillows

'Usually you know they're growing up when they get their first teeth. Nowdays it's when they start downloading their first apps.'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

God's Phone

'It's my own fault. I never upgraded my skills. I was replaced by a man half my age with a more advanced smartphone and hundreds of productive apps.'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Today's love

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

I have an idea for a new app: It'll tell you what your dog is thinking. What? How? Through a sensor planted in the dog's collar. Every time it barks, whines or sighs, the sensor will beam an English translation to your phone. It'll either say "feed me," "walk me," "I need to potty," or "leave me alone," or a random combination of those. That sounds like the most useless app ever. It'll also shout "I'm running!" when the dog is running.

Gym. I don't need to exercise --- I have an ab crunch on my smart phone!

Swiss Army Phone

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Addiction to mobile.

Planet Of The Apps.

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

'zzz sleep.'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

I need a raise. This is no time to joke. I've been on a buying binge at the iPhone app store and I can't pay my credit card. These apps are worth it. They're life-changing, they're

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

"I THINK I've got an app for that!"