App Enthusiasts In Diapers Pillows

'Usually you know they're growing up when they get their first teeth. Nowdays it's when they start downloading their first apps.'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

God's Phone

'It's my own fault. I never upgraded my skills. I was replaced by a man half my age with a more advanced smartphone and hundreds of productive apps.'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Today's love

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

Addiction to mobile.

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

"I THINK I've got an app for that!"

'zzz sleep.'

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."