App-loving Believers Pillows

"We have a new app that does sin to atonement conversion."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

God's Phone

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Today's love

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Gym. I don't need to exercise --- I have an ab crunch on my smart phone!

I have an idea for a new app: It'll tell you what your dog is thinking. What? How? Through a sensor planted in the dog's collar. Every time it barks, whines or sighs, the sensor will beam an English translation to your phone. It'll either say "feed me," "walk me," "I need to potty," or "leave me alone," or a random combination of those. That sounds like the most useless app ever. It'll also shout "I'm running!" when the dog is running.

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

'zzz sleep.'

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

"I THINK I've got an app for that!"

"At least you were replaced with a two ton industrial robot. I was replaced with an app."

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

RAISED BY PHONES

"Say something 'typically male'. . . I want to test my new translation app."

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

"Everyone relax. I've just downloaded the 'Find-Your-Remote' app."

That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I will ask my Smart Phone

"Bad news- some kid just created an app that creates apps."