Apologist Gifts

Searching for a gift for an apologist who loves to defend beliefs and engage in thoughtful discussion? Our collection offers witty, humorous items designed to bring a smile while appreciating their debating skills. Perfect for professionals or anyone who enjoys a good argument with a clever flair, these products make lighthearted yet meaningful gifts.

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"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!" mockup

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

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Trial by Media

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"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics." mockup

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

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"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech." mockup

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

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Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love mockup

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

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"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor." mockup

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

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Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...' mockup

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

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'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.' mockup

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

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Priest's 'To do' list.

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Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands. mockup

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

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Physician tending a mummy.

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"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks." mockup

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

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'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.' mockup

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

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Thank you, Essential Workers

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Evolution Exam Results.

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'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.' mockup

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

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"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!" mockup

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

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'You caught it, you gut it!'

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Charles Darwin Book Signing.

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"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us." mockup

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

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Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts. mockup

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

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"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place." mockup

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

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'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.' mockup

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

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Slavery Reparations

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OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

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Ruddy bloggers!

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The Evolution Of Man.

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Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man. mockup

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

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Detention Center

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"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing." mockup

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

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'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.' mockup

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

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'If only Darwin could have seen this.' mockup

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

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Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

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Apologist Gifts Collection

Apologist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for apologists who love to start conversations with a clever cup.

Apologist Pillows

Discover pillows that bring humor and personality to the space of passionate apologetics.

Apologist Prints

Browse our range of prints that celebrate the art of defending ideas with humor and style.

Apologist T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts designed for apologists ready to showcase their debating spirit.