Apologist Pillows

Support Our Apologists.

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

Trial by Media

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Priest's 'To do' list.

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Physician tending a mummy.

Thank you, Essential Workers

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Evolution Exam Results.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Ruddy bloggers!

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Slavery Reparations

The Evolution Of Man.

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

Detention Center

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Zora Neale Hurston

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!