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"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

Trial by Media

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Priest's 'To do' list.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Physician tending a mummy.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Thank you, Essential Workers

Evolution Exam Results.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Slavery Reparations

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Ruddy bloggers!

The Evolution Of Man.

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

Detention Center

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel