Apology Apologist Pillows

"Live in 30 – and remember, it's just weather. You don't have to make excuses for it."

Priest's 'To do' list.

"I know I haven't been much of a master to you, but then again you haven't been much of a pet to me."

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

Sorry

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?"

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

"OK, what have you done?"

Hyacinths

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

Greeting Cards

"Your basic rule of thumb should be,the bigger the guilt, the longer the stem."

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

'Next time you apologize, try to do it with no strings attached. String can be very distracting.'

Remorse code

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

Man looks for wife help from machine.

Feeling guilty? Florest

'No dear, I do not think it's time we homo sapiens apologised to the Neanderthals.'

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

'Let's pretend we're married so we can have a fight!'

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

"I'm still waiting for an apology!"

Laurel, hi. I brought you flowers. You did. How sweet. You never bring me flowers. Never. Not once. And chocolates. Shaped like tiny cell phones. What bad thing have you done? Spill it!

I need a not to expensive gift that doesn't hurt when thrown to my head.

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

'Bob forgot your birthday. He went fishing instead. So he sent you this Excuse-O-Gram. In hopes he won't end up dead.'

'Something that says I'm sorry without admitting liability.'

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"

Fake it with Flowers.