Ape Advocate Pillows

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

Oligarchy

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

AI Safety Officer

Joe Biden

People and robots

'Sorry, but we need someone willing to evolve.'

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"I just don't get it! Why don't humans protect us? Don't they know they would be doomed without us?"

"Do you think he's in a coma?"

"I dunno...ask him."

No Mow May

Domestic Pardners

"We interrupt this special bulletin about Ferguson and Tulsa, to bring you a special bulletin about Baltimore..."

"Management don't really want to commit to the next 'best thing' until the current 'best thing is last years 'best thing'."

"At the end of the day, Maureen, wake me up."

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"And this is my life support system."

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

'After sleeping on it, I've decided not to allow power naps.'

Love

Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before

One after another

Day One, NASA

"Are you carrying any food, plants or dangerous ideas about a more equitable health care system?"

What's Better? A Bunch of Establishmentarian Congresswomen or One Progressive WASP?

Some Love Each Day Keeps the Doctor Away.

'There's always optimism with new management.'