Ape Advocate Pillows

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

Oligarchy

AI Safety Officer

Joe Biden

People and robots

'Sorry, but we need someone willing to evolve.'

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"We interrupt this special bulletin about Ferguson and Tulsa, to bring you a special bulletin about Baltimore..."

"At the end of the day, Maureen, wake me up."

No Mow May

"I dunno...ask him."

Domestic Pardners

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"I just don't get it! Why don't humans protect us? Don't they know they would be doomed without us?"

"Management don't really want to commit to the next 'best thing' until the current 'best thing is last years 'best thing'."

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

"Do you think he's in a coma?"

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

Love

'After sleeping on it, I've decided not to allow power naps.'

"And this is my life support system."

Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before

Day One, NASA

One after another

'There's always optimism with new management.'

Zookeeper who looks after the elephants has equally large wife.

Refugees Crisis

"Are you carrying any food, plants or dangerous ideas about a more equitable health care system?"