Ev Advocate Pillows

"I thought he just wanted to charge his PHONE!"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

The Environmentalist

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Natural Disasters

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Trump leaving

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'I blame global warming!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Climate Crisis

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Is there a vegan option?"

Evolution.

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."