Ev Advocate Gifts

"I thought he just wanted to charge his PHONE!"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

The Environmentalist

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Natural Disasters

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'I blame global warming!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Trump leaving

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Government a la Carte

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Climate Crisis

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Is there a vegan option?"

Evolution.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.