Eco Advocacy Gifts

'These guys are going to take us kicking and screaming to hell with them!'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

The Environmentalist

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

Natural Disasters

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Just Stop Boil

Global Warmer 2000.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Government a la Carte

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Climate Crisis

'I blame global warming!'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Evolution.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.