Apartment Dreamer T-Shirts

A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Serenading

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'We'll take it!'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Sleeping Beauty.

Angel Music

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Converted Parking Garage

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.