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US v.s. Tech Giants

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."