Antitrust Investigator Gifts

Looking for a gift for an antitrust investigator? Explore our collection of witty and thoughtful products tailored to professionals who keep markets fair. These items combine humor with a respect for their critical role in enforcement and regulation. Whether they’re working on breaking up monopolies or ensuring competitive practices, our gifts add a fun twist to their serious work. Perfect for birthdays, appreciation days, or just because—these thoughtful presents show you understand their important job and sense of humor.

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US v.s. Tech Giants

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'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?' mockup

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

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Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar. mockup

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

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'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.' mockup

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

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Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning. mockup

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

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"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly." mockup

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

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"I'll have the Investigator's Special." mockup

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

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"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower." mockup

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

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Lady Justice and Confidential Files mockup

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

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"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth." mockup

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

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Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo. mockup

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

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Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault. mockup

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

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OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy! mockup

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

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'Here, we started to be investigated...'

'Here, we started to be investigated...' mockup

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

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'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

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"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report." mockup

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

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"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably." mockup

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

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Acme-5000 Lie Detector

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The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies. mockup

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

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Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass. mockup

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

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"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second." mockup

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

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"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust." mockup

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

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'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...' mockup

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

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'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.' mockup

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

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Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'. mockup

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

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'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?' mockup

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

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"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

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