Antiquity Gifts

Tilden Formally Withdraws from Democratic Candidacy Race

"The End of Classicism as we know it."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Meet the scribe"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Venus

Southwark Fair.

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Archimedes statue with a lever

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

The Trojan Beagle.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Playdough's The Republic

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Sundial Time

Neptune

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Tourists in Egypt