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Tilden Formally Withdraws from Democratic Candidacy Race

"The End of Classicism as we know it."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Meet the scribe"

Venus

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Second hand furniture.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

The Trojan Beagle.

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Playdough's The Republic

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Tourists in Egypt

Neptune

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Sundial Time

Trojan Hurdler.

The Fall of Gnome