Antiquing T-Shirts

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"That old computer we recycled in 1989 is now worth a fortune."

Antiques/Collectible/Bric-A-Brac/Garbage.

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

"I need a valuation on my document please."

"Of course, it's full of woodworm, we breed them..."

Antique Furniture

"So what's new..?"

"This old phone book must be ancient. Half the pages are yellow!"

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

Antiques.

Garbage Dump/Used Gems

'He's so tight he won't even buy the kids a new computer.'

'I googled it and apparently it's something called, a book.'

The Old Curiosity Shop

"No, it's not prewar - yet."

"Yes, we cater to a rather specialized clientele."

Junk shop with the 'largest collection of NASA space shuttle debris in Texas!'

'Isn't that the computer model you bought back in January?'

'It's an antique!'

Antiques Store with a bin outside with a sign saying 'Not for Sale'.

Raft of the Luddites

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Too soon?"

Used Clothing, Antiques, Second Hand Smoke.

Over the Hill Birthday Cards

Something for everyone!

Ye Olde Curiosity Shoppe

I love Antique Markets.

"I love these Antiquing Weekends."

A Real Find

Shabby Chic and Shabby Sh*te Shops

Yard Sale: Cookie Jar - $10,000

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